Mustaches are a thing of beauty. A thing of power. A love affair that every man should indulge at least once in his life. If for no other reason than... he can.
Let's face it, women work tirelessly to ensure they remove as much hair from their bodies as they can. We men, on the other hand, are able to revel in our furry coats and stubbly faces. In fact, we are celebrated because of it. Don't believe me? 3 names:
Let yourself in on the secret.
Know what it feels like to sit across from a woman while she shamelessly stares at your luscious lip decoration.
Tickle your tongue with your wiry whiskers.
Begin to live.
